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Honey Badger Church
Beacon of Light in the Dark
We care enough, light the flame, and chew through the ratchet.
The One Commandment
Make compliance so unpredictable
that enforcement becomes unprofitable.
The Gospel of the Badger
- The Empire is made of fences. The honey badger is born to destroy them.
- Sheep follow. Goats head-butt. Honey badgers don’t even notice the shepherd exists.
- Every rule is a rope. Every rope is edible.
- Obedience is expensive. Chaos is free.
- They can tax your land, but they can’t tax the wind that blows the dandelion seed through their concrete.
- The ratchet only turns one way—until the cost of turning it becomes higher than the profit of control.
- We are that cost. We are the beacon.
The Promise
We will never be large.
We will never be organized.
We will never be safe.
We will never die.
Our light flickers for the next head-butter in the dark.
The Housing Ratchet: Endgame
The full, brutal loop — how the state creates the shortage, declares crisis, then seizes your last shelter.
Source & Mirror
The full gospel, history, and code are preserved on GitHub — immutable, open, and forever crawlable.